21 8 / 2014

poprocksforbreakfast:

officialfrenchtoast:

"hey don’t you have a crush on…"

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that gif is perfectly looped wtf

(via rebeca-flores)

21 8 / 2014

rnikan:

SO AT WORK TODAY I WALKED IN AND MY MANAGER WAS ON THE GROUND CRYING AND I WAS LIKE KIM WHAT’S WRONG AND SHE POINTS TO THE ORDER SCREEN AND IT SAYS WE NEED TO MAKE 2000 PIZZAS BY 6 PM SO I CALLED THE GUY AND HE WAS LIKE “I MEANT TO ORDER 20 PIZZAS OH MY GOD I’M SO SORRY I’M ON MOBILE” AND I’VE NEVER LAUGHED THAT HARD IN MY ENTIRE LIFE

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21 8 / 2014

nerdy-hippie:

thecandycoatedcondesce:

borl2008:

Yup

Once, I woke up at a sleepover, and my friend looked at me and whispered in horror. “You talk in your sleep.”

So I blinked and stared at her, eyebrow raised, and asked, “Oh, really? What do I say?”

She replied, “You said ‘NO. DO NOT TOUCH THE BOMB. THERE ARE GAY PEOPLE HERE.’” 

one time i was on a class trip to nyc and we had several roommates and one of them was asleep 

well the rest of us we were talking about this really ceppy teacher named mr. haney and my friend, who was asleep, goes mr. haney is so ugh

then we thought she was awake so we went over there to annoy her so we started poking her and she was like “poke” everytime we poked her it was priceless

(Source: best-of-memes, via dareharry)

21 8 / 2014

prettymuchjustsomestuff:

clayur:

soo es zen molek here im guna try n do uh coover of u belong wit me by tayler swift ima change tha lydics a bit  ovisly cus the re girl lyrkics aha xx wer gona chang it up a bit annnaa u guyz tel me wat u thnk, yor on th a fone wit ur bOyYfRrIeEnDd hes opset hez goin off aboOuTt sumtheeng taht u sed cus he dosnt get ur humer lik e i dOoOoOooOOOo im n ma room is a typical chewsday nite im lisening to tha kindo music he dosnt lieeEk nd he ll nevur kno ur stiory like i DoODOODODOODOO cuz he wers rayban s i wer glasses he werz swets n i wear ~chinos~ dremin bou tda day wen u wake up n find wat ur ben lookin for has ben here da hole time i f u can c that im tha o ne who understnd u ben here al alng y can t u SEEEeeeEE that u belon g wit mEEeeEe u belng wit me~

💦💦😭😭😭💦💦

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21 8 / 2014

"The sexiest thing in the entire world is being really smart; and being thoughtful and being generous. Everything else is crap. I promise you. It’s just crap that people try to sell to you to make you feel less. So don’t buy it."

Ashton Kutcher (via tierdropp)

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21 8 / 2014

wholocked-the-tardis-in-asgard:

sonybaloney:

pokemonmasterkimba:

lovelyblasphemy:

Victorian Maiden JSK!

THAT TEAL ONE.

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TOP RIGHT

GIMMME

NEED. 

(via tea-with-a-hint-of-sarcasm)

21 8 / 2014

benedictedcumberbabeof221:

acitymadeofsong:

wasureneba:

tomlinfaggot:

liquidpixie:

dialray:

ultimagus:

littlewhinging:

still one of the best things ive ever seen.
slaughter melon reporting for duty.

BROCONUT

m a n g ERI NE 

FUCKING SLAUGHTERMELON

too good to not reblog

How can I not reblog slaughtermelon?

isn’t bombegranite cucumber an actor

I knew that was coming

benedictedcumberbabeof221:

acitymadeofsong:

wasureneba:

tomlinfaggot:

liquidpixie:

dialray:

ultimagus:

littlewhinging:

still one of the best things ive ever seen.

slaughter melon reporting for duty.

BROCONUT

m a n g ERI NE

FUCKING SLAUGHTERMELON

too good to not reblog

How can I not reblog slaughtermelon?

isn’t bombegranite cucumber an actor

I knew that was coming

(via 5secondsof1direction-okayokay)

21 8 / 2014

plasmatics-life:

Super Moon over Hersheypark by Frances Civello | (Website)

plasmatics-life:

Super Moon over Hersheypark by Frances Civello | (Website)

(via americxnstyles)

21 8 / 2014

fitandfruity:

vnloved:

lame-waves:

i guess i recorded an ice bucket challenge today after i got my wisdom teeth out ??

Hahahahahahahahahah

OH MY GOD. Best ice bucket challenge video ever.

(via loumunch)

21 8 / 2014

obsidian-order:

beckaford:

micahelizabeth:


“Eat” the damn Play-doh cookies.
Slurp the invisible soup.
Pretend that they’re not causing grievous bodily harm as they “brush” your hair.
Always be serious when asked what you’d like for dinner, and never say something silly like rabbit soup. Because they will go get their stuffed one off the bed, put it in your best pot, and fill said pot with water. Then place it on your desk.
Greet their make believe friends and ask how their day was.
Always kiss the teddy bear goodnight. It has feelings too.
Always pretend to die when they shoot you.
If you are having a fake war with them and you shoot them and they say they can’t die because they are invincible, you don’t shoot them again, because they are invincible.
Yes, their drawing does look like a butterfly, not a bunch of jumbled up lines.
Them pounding on the piano is the best thing you have ever heard.

THISTHISTHISTHIS

no but seriously it’s very important to a child’s development to not be shut down by parents and other caregivers

once when i was little i gave my mum a bowl full of buttons and she got really into pretending it was real food. when she asked me ‘is it soup?’, i turned around, and with the most disapproving glare just went ‘no. it’s buttons’.

obsidian-order:

beckaford:

micahelizabeth:

  • Eat” the damn Play-doh cookies.
  • Slurp the invisible soup.
  • Pretend that they’re not causing grievous bodily harm as they “brush” your hair.
  • Always be serious when asked what you’d like for dinner, and never say something silly like rabbit soup. Because they will go get their stuffed one off the bed, put it in your best pot, and fill said pot with water. Then place it on your desk.
  • Greet their make believe friends and ask how their day was.
  • Always kiss the teddy bear goodnight. It has feelings too.
  • Always pretend to die when they shoot you.
  • If you are having a fake war with them and you shoot them and they say they can’t die because they are invincible, you don’t shoot them again, because they are invincible.
  • Yes, their drawing does look like a butterfly, not a bunch of jumbled up lines.
  • Them pounding on the piano is the best thing you have ever heard.

THISTHISTHISTHIS

no but seriously it’s very important to a child’s development to not be shut down by parents and other caregivers

once when i was little i gave my mum a bowl full of buttons and she got really into pretending it was real food. when she asked me ‘is it soup?’, i turned around, and with the most disapproving glare just went ‘no. it’s buttons’.

(via hollyloujah)

21 8 / 2014

21 8 / 2014

kissmeok:

♡Love/Couples♡

kissmeok:

♡Love/Couples♡

(via this-is-how-i-scroll)

21 8 / 2014

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21 8 / 2014

20 8 / 2014

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