10 7 / 2014

freddyskrueger:

laurenjauregei:

how to be smooth as hell with your crush

*takes notes*

(via lukhemmingz)

10 7 / 2014

chodyfoster:

"There is no way two men could even begin to take care of a child"

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her real parents never even realized she was fucking gone.

(Source: blandsexual, via tozaynandbeyond)

10 7 / 2014

fuckyeahzarry:

literally its so fucking disgusting through how much abuse muslims go through

(via knouis)

10 7 / 2014

paulaeponine:

When I overhear people talking about 1D

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When food falls into your bra and you just kind of like

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Going back to school

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When there’s an argument on the internet that doesn’t involve my fandom

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When you’re pads in the wrong place and you just

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When you get the last word in an argument

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When I see people making out in public

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""You’ll work in pairs""

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When your friends tell you who their crush is

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""You have homework over the break""

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(via luckyhemmngs)

09 7 / 2014

33 Powerful Animal Ad Campaigns That Tell The Uncomfortable Truth

23 6 / 2014

marvelous-gallifrey:

takenbyabook:

beben-eleben:

Six-Word Stories That Are Absolutely Heart-Breaking

OH MY GOD.

You forgot the original six-word memoir by Hemingway - “For sale: baby shoes, never worn.” 

(via superdooperme1)

23 6 / 2014

23 6 / 2014

23 6 / 2014

anorie:

lotrlockedwhovian:

baara:

the lady behind the counter asked how much whipped cream I wanted and I asked for a shit ton and then she came back with this

We now know the exact amount of shit ton, thank you for your contribution

#Excellent customer service

anorie:

lotrlockedwhovian:

baara:

the lady behind the counter asked how much whipped cream I wanted and I asked for a shit ton and then she came back with this

We now know the exact amount of shit ton, thank you for your contribution

(via lin-hemmings)

23 6 / 2014

idiotbh:

Amsterdam? more like Amsterdamn

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(via lou4prez)

23 6 / 2014

dannyboy-to-thedoctor:

rneerkat:

*pulls out bread at wedding* i’d like to make a toast

NO YOU DON’T GET IT 

MY DAD LEGIT DID THIS IN HIS SPEECH

AT HIS OWN WEDDING

it was hidden in his inside-jacket pocket while he made his vows to my mum, and it was so top-secret that his best man had to smuggle in a slice of toast so no one saw it while he was getting ready. 

…HIS OWN FUCKING WEDDING

(Source: rneerkat, via lou4prez)

23 6 / 2014

(Source: ohzayns, via bewbies)

23 6 / 2014

kandieddubstep:

getreal-staycrazy:

deathtiel:

But like seriously I DON’T WANT TO PAY $50 FOR A BRA 

IT IS A BOOB HOLDER

IT IS LITERALLY NOTHING MORE THAN CUPS WHERE I CAN KEEP MY BOOBS

THAT SHOULD NOT BE SUCH AN EXPENSIVE ITEM FOR REAL THERE ARE PEOPLE OUT THERE WHO WOULD BE HONORED TO HOLD MY BOOBS THIS BRA SHOULD SHOW SOME DAMN RESPECT

This might be one of the greatest posts about boobs I’ve ever read.

Agreed

(via lou4prez)

23 6 / 2014

d-isperso:

aquavine:

mauraders-trap:

takeflightlittlebird:

cccuunnnt:

the-legend-of-hetalia:

awindowtothewest:

the-queen-of-anchors:

HOLY FUCK THE NOTES.

reblog EVERY TIME THIS IS ON YOUR DASH .

If you follow me and you don’t reblog this, we’re gonna have a little issue.

I will 500% judge you if you don’t Reblog

More people reblogged this than there are in my state??

More people reblogged this than there are in my COUNTRY??

Omg let’s make this to 9 million ++ !!

c’mon 10 milion+++ :)

(Source: inthemidstofmonsters, via dreams2remember)

19 6 / 2014

steptoe:

do you ever talk to someone and feel really happy no matter how shit the conversation is

(via ilreland)